Laughing

When my kids make me laugh I like to post it so it's here and I scrapbook it to always remember the silly things they say:

Last night-
Jadon is selling pizza kits for a fundraiser for his school. I told him he could call both his grandmas as see if they wanted to buy a kit.

Jadon: "I just really wish they weren't pizza kits. I wish they were ice cream kits."

Me: (laughing) "what?"

Jadon: "Well, then I could sell tons of kits to Grandpa."

Right after we walked in the house this afternoon from picking up Zhoee from preschool-

Zhoee was making this weird high pitch whistling-singing-humming sound.

Zhoee: "Mom, I'm just so horney."

Mom: "You're so what,??? HORNEY?" (with a very stunned look on my face)

Zhoee: "well, yea, horney. Can't you hear what I'm doing, I sound just like a horn."