While we were watching Peter Pan:

Zhoee: "Who do you want to be Mom?"

Me: (knowing she'd want to say she was Wendy) "I'll be the Mermaid wearing blue."

Zhoee: "Oh, you can't be her, I was going to be"

Me: "Ok, I'll be the one in the pink"

Zhoee: "Oh, well you can only be a mermaid if you have a mermaid barbie, and you don't"

Me: "I'll be Tinkerbell, then"

Zhoee: "Oh, Mom, sorry, I'm going to be her too"

Me: "Ok, I'll be Wendy then."

Zhoee: Ok, you can just be the dog then"